the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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