i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
we're so committed to being not committed
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize