We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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