sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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