Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
