i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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