Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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