What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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