so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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