Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
