I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We left the knife in your bed.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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