I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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