It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize
