I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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