More tranny stories later!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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