3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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