She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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