This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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