Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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