i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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