his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
only if we run a train.
done.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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