he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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