why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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