im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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