have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you traded sex for a burrito?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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