we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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