I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Im part way to drunk.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think people are normalizing furries
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