whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So vagazzling was a success
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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