hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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