dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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