i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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