I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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