Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My hand turned me down
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
