idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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