she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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