You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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