her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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