i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize
