Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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