we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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