we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
