On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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