He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Will exercising make me less horny?
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