that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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