I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
