i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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