i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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