last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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