Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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