It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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