We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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