Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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